>Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than
>improving their minds?
>A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
>
>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
>A. It's not hard.
>Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
>A: 45 pounds.
>
>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>A: 45 minutes.
>
>Q. What's the definition of macho?
>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
>
