A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied. > > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! > > He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, > the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear-everything there was! Wow! > > Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, > her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they > went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries > and > > a refreshing chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, > and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. > > What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. > > He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being > six again?" > > One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." > ............ > The moral of this story is: > If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, > he will get it wrong anyway. > > > _____ > > >
